Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The List

So you are from Canada, eh? Well, here are some things that I hope you enjoy. Don't forget to share the page over a 2-4 or a tims coffee ;)

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1. You say "eh"

2. You have had Poutine, or know what it is.

3. "homo milk" is not offensive.

4. You wear a toque.

5. You know the exact price of your favorite 2-4.

6. You have at least $5 in Canadian Tire money.

7. You went canoeing.

8. You brag that Alex Trebek, Jim Carrey, etc. are Canadians.

9. You know the old "hockey night in Canada" theme song.

10. You were in grade 4, not the 4th grade.

11. When Jean Chrétien talks, you understand.

12. When you go to the store, you don't buy candy bars, you buy chocolate bars.

13. You carry a "mickey", or know someone who does.

14. You don't look for a Canadian restaurant, but you know the number for the local Chinese one.

15. The food groups are: Fish, meat, veggies, and tim's.

16. You have explained at least 54 times that your currency is not fake.

17. You know the words to your national anthem in both languages. Beat that, eh.

18. Tim Horton's.

19. You got all that jazz and passed this page along.

Thanks for reading, have a good day.